rudolph-sackville-bagg:
I want someone to write a fic in which Tony introduces his friends to his crush/maybe long distance boyfriend, and they are all shocked Rudolph’s ACTUALLY a vampire. They thought Tony was just very committed to a joke about how goth Rudolph is. But he meant a LITERAL vampire. Who can FLY.
Tony is confused at how shocked his friends are because he didn’t think he was being subtle when he talked about his vampire friend/crush/maybe boyfriend